Dude. Silvio. You are the man, and now you will be immortalized on the internet, forever. You are our first user submission, and it only took nine months. Here’s to you.
“This is me grocery shopping on a Sunday morning. I didnt want to take off my snuggie. So I didnt”
grosh shopping in a snug
Fuck yeah Silvio. Also, let the record state that your ironic facial hair pattern is appreciated.
In order to properly perform a Hop, Skip, and a Snug, one must be sure to exactly follow the steps outlined below. Failure to comply may result in bodily harm and a removal from the Snug Life community.
Step 1: You must ALWAYS stretch. (note: stretching must be done in the Snuggie, in public, of course)
Step 2: Running starts are highly recommended. This will ensure proper clearance and help you to avoid getting tangled in the soft, blue fabric of your Snuggie.
Step 3: BE PREPARED. I shouldn’t even have to mention that unplanned Hop, Skip, and Snugs can be hazardous, both to yourself and those around you.
Step 4: Apply plenty of force to the ground and be ready to fly. Watch as those around you stop to observe this mighty feat.
Step 5: YOU ARE AIRBORNE!! Whilst in the air, toe-touching, celebration, and squealing are highly encouraged. Be mindful of heavy winds that may carry your kite-like Snuggie higher and farther than you can even imagine.
Step 6: After nailing your landing, you are free to gloat, kiss babies, sign breasts, and escort young ladies (or wise elders, if that is your thing) back to your nest.
Horses; they invent everything first
Not much more needs to be said. I am so jealous of this horse.
We also have the more S&M inspired model of the horse snuggie, with hood.
