Dude. Silvio. You are the man, and now you will be immortalized on the internet, forever. You are our first user submission, and it only took nine months. Here’s to you.

“This is me grocery shopping on a Sunday morning. I didnt want to take off my snuggie. So I didnt”

grosh shopping in a snug

Fuck yeah Silvio. Also, let the record state that your ironic facial hair pattern is appreciated.

Step 1: You must ALWAYS stretch. (note: stretching must be done in the Snuggie, in public, of course)

Step 2: Running starts are highly recommended. This will ensure proper clearance and help you to avoid getting tangled in the soft, blue fabric of your Snuggie.

Step 3: BE PREPARED. I shouldn’t even have to mention that unplanned Hop, Skip, and Snugs can be hazardous, both to yourself and those around you.

Step 4: Apply plenty of force to the ground and be ready to fly. Watch as those around you stop to observe this mighty feat.

Step 5: YOU ARE AIRBORNE!! Whilst in the air, toe-touching, celebration, and squealing are highly encouraged.  Be mindful of heavy winds that may carry your kite-like Snuggie higher and farther than you can even imagine.

Step 6: After nailing your landing, you are free to gloat, kiss babies, sign breasts, and escort young ladies (or wise elders, if that is your thing) back to your nest.

Horses; they invent everything first

Not much more needs to be said. I am so jealous of this horse.

We also have the more S&M inspired model of the horse snuggie, with hood.

Despite his own personal stance against Americans’ ignorance and self-indulgence, he cannot help but to praise the Snuggie for being “so cozy,” while clearly demonstrating feelings of elation by stretching out and raising his arms, declaring proudly, “MY ARMS ARE FREEEEEE!!”  He later goes off script to say, almost under his breath, that “this IS comfy.”  It is at that very moment when you can sense that Mr. Maher’s truest feelings are being expressed.

I don’t know if any Snuggies in Public visitors just so happened to attend the taping of this particular episode, but I would be willing to wager that during a break, the Billster asked one of his PAs to take that Snuggie back to his dressing room so he could relax with three fingers of Glenlivet and enjoy the feeling of freedom and warmth that a Snuggie provides.  What started as a knock against our way of life, took a sharp turn and morphed into an advertisement for the Snug Life.  For this, I applaud you, Mr. Maher.  Goodnight.

Unfortunately, there may be a few detractors…those who want to belittle your free-spirited nature.  Perhaps they choose to live a conservative lifestyle.  Maybe they are jealous that they aren’t a part of the in-crowd.  Or, as in the case below, they could be royally pissed off that their idea to wear matching Mavericks t-shirts got totally trumped by a young man wearing a blanket with sleeves.

SIP ftw

kuk-dong brings a wonderful new life into this mad world

Look! kuk-dong is birthing a brand new snug! Are sweatshops terrible and immoral? Yes. Are snuggies wonderful and rainbow inducing? Also yes. So it breaks even in my opinion.

One proud Snuggie owner, two embarrassed companions, thousands of amused Mavs fans (and future SIP members).

Snuggies in Public Rule #1:  You must never remove your Snuggie.  Seriously…never.

Beware of splashing, the Snuggie is very absorbent.