In order to properly perform a Hop, Skip, and a Snug, one must be sure to exactly follow the steps outlined below. Failure to comply may result in bodily harm and a removal from the Snug Life community.
Step 1: You must ALWAYS stretch. (note: stretching must be done in the Snuggie, in public, of course)
Step 2: Running starts are highly recommended. This will ensure proper clearance and help you to avoid getting tangled in the soft, blue fabric of your Snuggie.
Step 3: BE PREPARED. I shouldn’t even have to mention that unplanned Hop, Skip, and Snugs can be hazardous, both to yourself and those around you.
Step 4: Apply plenty of force to the ground and be ready to fly. Watch as those around you stop to observe this mighty feat.
Step 5: YOU ARE AIRBORNE!! Whilst in the air, toe-touching, celebration, and squealing are highly encouraged. Be mindful of heavy winds that may carry your kite-like Snuggie higher and farther than you can even imagine.
Step 6: After nailing your landing, you are free to gloat, kiss babies, sign breasts, and escort young ladies (or wise elders, if that is your thing) back to your nest.
